My Business Cards say "SplatterPig Farms"
You are welcome to copy them. I ordered from Vista Print (250 cards for about $5.00)
The Splatterpig Song
Splatter Pig, Splatter Pig
Nothing Splats like a Splatter Pig.
Watch and Wait,
Watch and Wait,
While you watch, they regenerate.
Drop them high,
Drop them low,
See how flat you can make them go.
Watch them Splat,
They come right back,
Nothing's like a Splatter Pig.
Sung to the theme - Spider Man, Spider Man (the movie)
